Posted by Greg | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 28-11-2005
10. If you carry one nephew on your back, be prepared to carry them all, at the same time.
9. Have your chiropractor on speed dial.
8. Do not complain about the Christmas music currently playing, it could get worse. It did.
7. If you want me up at 4:30am, buy me 2 tornados and a cappie.
6. Three different flavors of turkey is always better then one.
5. Turkey necks are not pretty, especially when they are being flung around by your mother-in-law after a full meal.
4. There IS such thing as a chupacabra, and it will suck your goat.
3. Bill Cosby was wrong when he said “there was always room for pudding”, but that didn’t stop me.
2. There is in fact 32 feet of noodle in a can of Chicken Noodle Soup, twice as much in the Homestyle can.
1. Giving Thanks can be a lot of fun, and we have a lot to be thankful for.
*update* Joey has posted pictures here.




