Posted by Greg | Posted in Being a Nard | Posted on 30-11-2006
Luke Skywalker submitted a stocking request, I thought I would share.
First and Last Name: Luke Skywalker
Chocolate or candy: Dark Chocolate, like my Daddy
Gum or mints: Jedi Spearmint
Nuts: Nuts are for Wookie’s
Fruit: Jedi’s don’t do fruit!
Coffee flavor: Midi-Chlorian Coffee, gets the Jedi cells a pumpin!
Biscotti: You will have to talk to Lea, she might like some.
Energy drink: The Force, 100x more caffeine then RedBull!
Horseradish: again….give it to the Wookie
Toiletries: Of course! Even a Jedi wipes his butt.
Nail Item: Get Serious, I lost my hand! Thanks Dad!
Small Tool: Pocket Light Saber that would be handy!
Song: Star Wars Theme duh!
Socks: Wookie Warmers, they are a good brand.
Gift Card: Star-Mart for all your Galactic needs.
Pen or Writing Instrument: No need to write when you have Jedi Mind Tricks!
Target Box Item: I will Target the Death Star for $5
Batteries: Rechargeable C batteries for my Light Saber.
Color: Green and Blue, like my Sabers Duh!
Misc: For my Daddy to hug me, and apologize for cutting my hand off.
Posted by Greg | Posted in Being a Nard | Posted on 26-11-2006
As you know, we drew names this weekend to fill a stocking of one person this year. so here is the form you need to fill out that will give the person who picked your name an idea as to what you like. A copy of everyones items will be provided to everyone once everyone has submitted their wish list. Jackie will be gathering all the data that is submitted from the form.Click the picture to go to the form.
Please complete ASAP.
Posted by Greg | Posted in Family | Posted on 26-11-2006
Nothing really to report this Thanksgiving, not even very many pictures. I guess I have dropped the ball. Here are the few I took. So Enjoy. Also does anyone have any left over Turkey? Somehow I ended up with all the veggie plates. Jaaaaackie….. (just kidding) *kiss kiss* I love you and your veggie self. However, I sure would like a Turkey Sandwich. Amy or Mama C?
Posted by Greg | Posted in Being a Nard | Posted on 21-11-2006
So for about 2 weeks, I have been on the hunt again, this time it was a new breed of chupacabra. It was a sneaky little mouse named MacGyver. I have been setting traps all week, and this little ninja of a mouse would take the food everytime, I tried peanut butter, and cheese, and vanilla waffers. Last night he stole my vanilla waffer not 15 minutes after I put it out, and I could hear him pushing it down the ventalation pipe under the house, laughing the whole way. He had out smarted me for the last time. I was going to catch this little bugger, and in more ways then one. I was going to catch him on video so I could learn his secret ninja tactics. Well I did both. Last night, about 45 minutes into the hunt he was caught, and it’s all on video. I am posting the pictures today. I will upload some video later. MacGyver has a new home in Perry, he has changed zip codes, and can now start his new life away from my home. So long sucker.
*VIDEO* As promised. Enjoy!!! CLICK HERE
Posted by Greg | Posted in The Boys | Posted on 15-11-2006
So, the news is in, Kelly and Joey are now the proud parents of a baby boy. Daniel Robert Rutledge was born this morning at 7:11am. Mom and child are doing well, news is still limited, so that is about all I know. I hear he is very cute, as soon as I get a picture I will have it up.
For now though, being as today is his Official Birthday here is his Limerick.
*update* Just got a picture!
Daniel
There is a freshly born baby named Daniel
who came with no instructional manual
he took his sweet time, but now all is fine
so we welcome you to our family, we’re a handful.
Posted by Greg | Posted in Birthdays! | Posted on 02-11-2006
and here is your Birthday Limerick. (this one was not easy!)
Benjamin
there is a little fella I call B
who just turned two, but wears T3
Benjamin is his name, kickin balls is his game
and on a good day he will say “bye bye” when you flee
Posted by Greg | Posted in Birthdays! | Posted on 01-11-2006
Happy Birthday Bro! Here is your Birthday Limerick!
Joey
The “in-law” states I have a brother named Joey
who is about to be a dad, Holy Cannoli!
he knows lots of tricks with unix and clicks
and I’m sure he could hax0r my Mac-aroni.
Anyway, giddy-up you gotta a baby coming.