If you are a boy, and we named you Luke, everyday I would get to say “Luke, I am your father!” and I would do it in this weird voice, and you would be like that’s weird Dad. But you see one day we will watch Star Wars and you will see how cool that line really is. So ya I guess I just spoiled Star Wars for you, but you will get over it, its still shocking every time I watch it. So it will be OK.

So what if you are a girl? That rules out the Star Wars quotes, but any daughter of mine is still going to watch it and learn to love it. You will love it. I like girls, your mom is a girl and I love her dearly, so I will love you dearly also, actually I love you right now, and I am not sure what you are yet. Girls can have fun too, we will have a good time everyday.

If you are a boy you can help me do the yard, have I told you how big the yard is? It is huge, so yea I need some help with that, plus your Mom, well she is kinda demanding sometimes, she likes lots of things done all the time, so you will be getting your very own “Honey Nard List” I have one, only boys get them…so be prepared for that.

If you are a girl, well you will be so lucky because you have all these wonderful Aunts that love to go shopping and spend all their men’s money, so that should be a lot of fun for you. Plus you have a posse of cousins who are boys, and they will be a great comfort to have if anyone ever gives you any trouble. Plus there is Ivy, she is very cute and will be like a big sister for you.

Either way, you are stepping into a circle of love, the world is scary, but our little circle is safe and secure from all that. Am I scared you are coming to visit forever? Not really, some days I might freak out, but I am really excited to see you. I must warn you though, I am very strange, I talk about goats and tacos and random farm animals, usually all in the same sentence. Ask you cousins they know. So just be prepared for that. Your mom is awesome also, she is really going to be a lot of fun for you. I can only imagine all the nick names she will come up with to call you.

Well Chublinka, keep on doing your thing in there, and we will keep on doing our thing out here.
We are looking forward to you.

Love, Dad.