SpongeBob NoLegs!

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Spongebob no legs

I came home yesterday and walked in on this gruesome crime scene, the guilty parties had left the area, however there was a witness. All fingers pointed to Scooter, however Scruffy was to blame for this heinous crime.

Oh yes, I will eat it all!

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Cookie

At the beginning of each month I like to treat myself to a yo-yo from publix. This delicious treat of sugar is most excellent! I usually black out for a few minutes while my body digests the sugar I consume, but it sure is worth it! This one has M&M’s in it, added bonus!

Ohh yea, we went to Florida this weekend, and showed off the new Baby Belly to mom and dad. We got lots of nice new clothes and baby items from my mom and dad. Thanks a bunch! That was exciting, I love new gadgets, like the baby nail clippers, fancy! Dad and I went fishing out in the kayaks, I almost yakked due to the heat. The sun was rough. I did not catch a single fish! They were all around me though.

We got to ride in Mr. C’s fancy new car down there. It has a “Turd Alert” feature. If a bird poops on the window, the windshield wipers go off. How fancy is that?! So about a dozen times down the interstate it would go off, and I couldn’t help but say “turd alert”. Such a fancy ride. That option on the Honda is broken.

Well thats all I got for now,