Press Release 14 Nov 2007

Vader Found

After being wrongly accused of a cruel kidnapping of Vader Tader. Doug formed a task force to free Vader from his captors.

During the investigation Doug discovered the whereabouts of the victim and proceeded without backup. A fight broke out and the kidnappers escaped but Vader was recovered. More details to follow.

More details forthcoming pending family notification.

The End.

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I am closer to finding the mastermind behind it, see pictures below. After an Investigation CSI has blocked off the location. Also a key piece of evidence has been taken, and will be returned when Tater is returned.

Yup, it gets worse.

In a gesture of good faith we are sending a Proof Of Life photo of Vader with todays paper. Also attached is what will happen to Tater Vader if our demands are not met. It is useless to look for him because he has been transferred to a safe house for holding.

Again,

Put the blue crocks (shoes only) in a brown bag and deliver them to the training room in building G of the Herman Reagan Building. If this is not done, the next time you see Vader he will be extra crispy and salted.