Darth Tater SAGA.
Being a Nard November 13th, 2007
Press Release 14 Nov 2007
Vader Found
After being wrongly accused of a cruel kidnapping of Vader Tader. Doug formed a task force to free Vader from his captors.
During the investigation Doug discovered the whereabouts of the victim and proceeded without backup. A fight broke out and the kidnappers escaped but Vader was recovered. More details to follow.
More details forthcoming pending family notification.
The End.
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I am closer to finding the mastermind behind it, see pictures below. After an Investigation CSI has blocked off the location. Also a key piece of evidence has been taken, and will be returned when Tater is returned.
Yup, it gets worse.
In a gesture of good faith we are sending a Proof Of Life photo of Vader with todays paper. Also attached is what will happen to Tater Vader if our demands are not met. It is useless to look for him because he has been transferred to a safe house for holding.
Again,
Put the blue crocks (shoes only) in a brown bag and deliver them to the training room in building G of the Herman Reagan Building. If this is not done, the next time you see Vader he will be extra crispy and salted.
November 14th, 2007 at 11:50 am
Hogan,
We have spys every where. We now know that our plan of framing Mr. McDowell has totally worked on such a simple mind. Planting the false evidence in the drawer totally threw you off. Submit to our demands or you will receive some Vader Tater Skins in the mail as a reminder of what will happen to your little Asthmatic friend.
The Terrorist
November 14th, 2007 at 11:37 pm
Y’all are weird. I’m sorry. I still love you though.
November 15th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
I think its hilarious! Everyone on the flightline, was in suspense waiting for the next update! I am glad he was safely returned home.