This is the last day for secret santa, being as my person did not design a box I thought I would make it into a trailer for the giddy-up 9000 to haul his gifts in. It also symbolizes me having to drag him and picking up his slack ;)

Day 4

Now our time has come to an end
I hope you enjoyed the good time spent
I may not get your name next year
But whoever does will be filled with fear

Enjoy the gifts, they may have been weird
But that’s how I roll, no need to be skeerd
So giddy-up, I don’t mean to be rude
But it’s time to go, so Merry Christmas Dude

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Day 3

Hello Doug, it’s now day three!
Its hunting time, so find a tree
Grab your ammo and proceed real slow
This little rascal puts on a show

He is in your box, having a ball
Doing the Dew, coke, sprite and all
Now do not kill my little friend

As I have to take him home in the end
Stun him once with a rubber dart
But be real careful he likes to fart
So come this Thursday at the reveal
Return him back so he can heal.

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Day 2
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My person is a hunter, and they put down “Doe In Heat” as their favorite scent. So I made up my own version, with a poem of course.

Hello Doug, I am glad you survived
An avalanche can be a scary ride
I am sure it was cold underneath the snow
But I have a surprise, wouldn’t you know!

I read your list and was a bit confused
You listed a scent, so how could I refuse?
A Doe in Heat is hard to find
I hit on a few, but got antlered in the behind.

So Lift the cap and take a sniff
There is none like this special gift
It’s not the same, but just as neat
I call this scent “Texas Pete’s Dough in Heat”

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Day 1

Day 1.

Today I decorated my victims cubical with Christmas Cheer. I was able to place one of those annoying Christmas cards that plays jingle bells over and over again in the ceiling above the ceiling tiles, after 2 hours he finally found it, but he was about to loose it. I also filled all his desk drawers with packing peanuts, and over head compartment. Here is a little poem I left him for day 1.

Hello Doug, it is that time of year
It is time to spread some Christmas cheer
As you see I have come and gone
But left my mark to live on and on

I hope your heart can take the stress
Now that your cube is a Christmas mess
But as I said, it’s that time of year
To spread some good ole Holiday Fear!

The weather man said there’s a chance of snow
He said wear some gloves but what does he know!
Enjoy the gift, this rounds be fun
Day two is coming, you might want to run.