There is a known condition that has now been documented by doctors all over the world that people will hear or feel their cell phone ring even when they do not have it on them. I have experienced this known condition 1st hand. I am now however developing a new condition. I call it Phantom Poop Syndrome or PPS. Sometimes sitting at my desk at work, away from Desmond and all things diaper, I will get a whiff. Has anyone else experienced this as a new parent? And yes I washed my hands!